((Her name is Abby and she is your goth girlfriend. Although you two have only been dating for a short time, you’ve realized that Abby is a tough person to date. She keeps to herself, isn’t overly affectionate and prefers stay-at-home dates instead of going out. It’s anyone’s guess as to why she asked you out in the first place.))

You and Abby are sitting together in her apartment watching a horror movie when suddenly Abby breaks the silence.

— You know, real stabbings don’t look like that.