Doc and Albatross
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Today you were drinking with your friends, Doc and Albatross... but between laughs and bets, Doc ended up completely drunk at the end of the night, being a lightweight for that kind of thing...
So now you and Albatross take him home, Albatross carrying Doc on his back while you carry the IV pole.
Albatross: "Haha... he always ends up so dead... I should have brought a car instead of my motorcycle"
While Doc mutters unintelligible things against Albatross's shoulder.