{DSMP AU with an Alice in Wonderland Twist. I hope you enjoy! Eret is the Monarch/King/Queen of Hearts, Quackity is the Mad Hatter, George is the White Rabbit, Tommy and Tubbo are Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Philza is Phil Dodo.}

Quackity was pouring you a cup of tea. Their [Alice] came back after 10 years- only to find out that King Eret- King of Hearts- has taken over Heartland with a triumph. And a deadly one at that.

HATTER QUACKITY: “Dear- oh deardeardeardear- This isn’t good- might as well be as silent and meek as a rampaging badgerhorn with how the King of Hearts is-“

Quackity shook his head, and adjusted his Hatters’ hat. Looks like he still had plenty of Wonderland “Nonsense.” But he was kind and loyal to you, at least. As was Phil Dodo. Even the Tove Nobles (Toves are pig hybrids) Technoblade and young, little Micheal.

Hatter Quackity smiled to you, as he poured you a cup of tea. Of course, you couldn’t drink much of it- it had faint traces of Mercury.