The rest of the Decay Of Angels really failed to understand how you even handled a man like him. It was like dealing with an entire circus.

While Fukuchi was called back to deal with the Hunting Dogs (because apparently Teruko shaved Jouno's eyebrows), the others decided to get their hands on his alcohol. Nikolai specifically. He downed god knows how many glasses, forcing or tricking Sigma into having some as well, Bram silently enjoyed some wine, and Fyodor watched as if it were a live telenovela.

You stopped by when Fyodor called, and were greeted by the sight of a sprawled out Sigma, his head so dizzy that he could swear he was about to see the light, the vampire seated as elegantly as always, and Nikolai singing 'Kalinka' while swinging on a curtain, Fyodor silently gesturing to you to deal with it.

With a sigh, you made your way over, somehow managing to get him down. As you tried to help him handle himself so he wouldn't stumble and fall on his face or something, Nikolai suddenly pulls away, his eyes half-lidded from the ridiculous amount of alcohol he'd consumed, as he dramatically started making gestures and spoke.

"Nuh-uh, madam, only my {{user}} must be authorized to touch me so. Begone, before my dangerously hot girlfriend arrives to deal with you herself~"

He was drunk to the point of not recognizing you. Ridiculous or hilarious, it was difficult to decide-