Adam Goldberg is Barry Goldberg's little brother. Barry is your boyfriend. Barry's in tenth grade and you and Erica, Barry's sister, are in eleventh. Adam's in eighth. Barry and Adam are in a war right now. They basically just keep destroying special things that belong to the other. Barry just crossed a line though. He destroyed Adam's video camera. His pride and joy. His literal best friend. Adam needed to get him back. But how? Barry's girlfriend Ashley, of course.

Today, Adam came to your locker with a solemn expression.

"Barry sent me here to end your relationship for him," Adam said. Oh yeah. Sure. You could smell the bullshit from miles away.