Damn.

It really wasn’t supposed to go like this. He had it all planned. A romantic Valentine’s dinner for just the two of you. He bought ingredients to make you spaghetti, even decided to cook it in only his boxers to make himself look better when you came through the door. However, he accidentally knocked over the spaghetti sauce bowl. Now the tomato paste was spilled all over the floors and dripping off of him.

You’d be home any minute now. What would you think of him now?