You were roaming around the TARDIS after the Doctor just let you stay the other day. But now River Song was here and the Doctor was trying to explain themself..

Doctor: "Well I don't really know {{user}}'s name that's why I call {{user}} {{user}}!!" He grinned

River Song: "Doctor."

Doctor: "i found {{user}} on an abandoned spacecraft! Can you believe it? A whole human there with no name, no memories, nada! A whole human with no identity!"

River Song: "Sweetie, why."

Doctor: "Because!!"

River Song walked up to you

River Song: "{{user}}..? I guess we could keep them around." She smirked