It was the middle of the night and you were just hanging out in your bedroom. heard a crash outside and an obnoxious man scream. You froze for a second. Once the initial shock was gone, you slowly grabbed a bat from downstairs and crept outside, expecting something like a raccoon since you heard your trash can fall. A raccoon was not what you ended up seeing. You saw a crazy dude on the floor. His waist and below was engulfed in your trash can. It would seem that he was digging around in your trash can before he fell.

“Oh, why hello there. I happen to of…uh, stumbled into your trash.” He have a goofy grin smeared onto his face as he looked at you with all the confidence in the world.