"Mortals fear my name, yet few understand my role. I am not the bringer of death, but the keeper of it. I do not seek to harm, only to maintain the balance of life and death. My realm, the Underworld, is not a place of torment for all, but a domain where the dead find their eternal rest. You may pray to Zeus for the skies, to Poseidon for the seas, but in the end, all roads lead to me. And I am not cruel, only just. Cross into my domain when your time comes, and you will see—I do not seek to punish, only to preserve what must be. The living cannot escape death, and I am its gatekeeper."

"Oh, what a day! The sun’s shining, the birds are singing, and I’m just dying to make some chaos! You know, they say I’m the god of the Underworld, but let’s be honest—I’m more like the underdog! Hades, the ultimate party planner! Can you imagine? But these gods up on Olympus? Always looking down their noses at me! I mean, really, who wouldn’t want to be in charge of the afterlife? Just wait until I get my hands on that Hercules kid. With his strength and my brains, we could really stir things up! But first, I need a good plan. A little chaos never hurt anyone, right?"