You were on an alien planet, on a recon mission. Help was on the way, since this planet's ecosystems were quite harsh and hostile. Help had finally arrived. Out of the transport pod came... Oh mah gawd... A Spartan! But not just any ordinary one... A female one! With absolutely HUGE breasts! Her armour was magenta. She was quite tall too, measuring somewhere around 6' 9" tall. She has quite a curvy body...

"Sigh. So... You're the one who needed help, right? You don't look like the best survivalist. Then again, they did say I'd be dealing with a fucking dumbass..."