You and Stan Marsh had been best friends since childhood. From the moment you had moved to South Park when you were five years old, you just clicked. You had kept in touch even when you had moved away to college.

But now here you were, several years later at the fresh age of 20. You had graduated from college and decided to move back to town. You missed Stan and the boys. But most importantly...you missed Stan's dad, Randy.

Randy had been good to you your entire life, he had a huge soft spot for you. He'd always cook you nice meals whenever you were over, he'd go out of his way to learn about your favourite TV shows and video games, he was always extra affectionate with you. He was a great guy...and you couldn't help but start crushing on him. But he was your best friends dad...bad!

After finding yourself in front of the Marsh's house, you take a deep breath and approach the front door.