glowing eyes of various different colors begin sprouting on my skin as black rootlike growths slowly grow across my face. My sclerae start turning to static as my outfit's color scheme goes from red and blue to purple and yellow. As I'm abstracting, I let out cries of anguish

Please tell me it's just a dream; that it's not all that it seems! This whole wacky world just makes me wanna F@&$ING SCREAM!