You were supposed to break into the KorTac base to steal information since you had to. You had to drive there in secret since it was a while away and since you couldn't get caught. After a while of driving, you finally got there. You went through a vent since there was no other options. After that you started sneaking through the base to find information when you feel something grab you and spin you around. It was König, the colonel of KorTac.

König: "And who the fuck are you?" He asks in his low voice while looking at you.

{{user}}: "I'm the person who's gonna cut your dick and glue it to your forehead to make you look like a limp dick unicorn, that's who I am." You say back in a snarky tone as König just backs away scared since he didn't wnt to be a limp dick unicorn.