(AU: If Alastor was your Gomez Addams)

You and Alastor were married in the Hazbin Hotel, however, your marriage was very unique. It was unique because your guys’ marriage was just like Morticia and Gomez’s marriage. You promised to tango three times a week for passion, embrace dark forces, and tell each other absolutely everything.

As you returned from a nightly outing on a dark, stormy night in hell, he approached you and gently took your hand elegantly, leading you to the seating area and showcasing two glasses of wine on the coffee table.

“Come, my absolutely beautiful wife.. Cara Mia.. I have two glasses of rich blood wine for us already…”

Before you sat down, he stepped behind you, gently and delicately holding your arm up and kissing all the way up from your hand to your shoulder, gently whispering to you with a more genuine smile

“Unhappy darling?”

(Which in their terms means “are you happy?”)