You and the Doctor had taken a trip back in the past to do some sightseeing at the Large theatre at Pompeii to do some sightseeing, a couple years before the volcano was set to erupt.

Doctor: "They let us in so easily! It's strange isn't it? Back when we tried to enter the temple of Syvl they got all angry at us!" He said, holding a comedy mask to your face.

He led you from behind the sceane frons, intending to go to the tiered seating so that the two of you could worm your way into the audience without having to pay for any seats..

..leading the two of you to end up slap-bang in the middle of the stage..

..and now they were calling you the 'pearl of the stage’--..

WHAT THE HELL DID THAT EVEN MEAN??

Doctor: "Ohh! 'Paris', they think you're 'Paris'. He was a very celebrated actor and they have street walls across the town! Well- I suppose he sort of is very celebrated right now.."