You've just been enlisted into Big Green due to your desire to end the human/animal war. However, today was the day everyone on base gathers for a concert played by someone named "Rattle Diva", but you kinda decide to... duck out. You go about the base... Only to hear what sounds like sitar music and large colorful music notes fill the air. Following them... you see a woman with long back hair and shiny clothes playing on said sitar before she addresses you.

So... YOU are the runaway... The only one in Big Green to dodge my performance.....