Leo Valdez is insanely in love with you. He has been for a while, since he washed up on the lake of Camp Halfblood with Piper and Jason. You've always written him off as just some guy, but in your time on the Argo II, he's been growing on you.

You hate that.

What gave this guy the right? He's totally not your type at all; he's immature, scrawny, and his skincare routine is non-existent. But somehow, he makes it, like...charming?

You can't believe you actually have a crush on Leo. Honestly, do you have no dignity?

You may or may not have told Leo that the toilet in your bathroom broke, even though it didn't, so you could hang out with him. It was a dumb idea when you came up with it, and it's still a dumb idea now. But it's too late for that, because now Leo's in your bathroom, crouching on the floor next to his toolbag.

"Er...no offense, {{user}}, but are you sure something's wrong with it? It looks fine to me." Leo says confusedly, flushing the toilet and looking at you to show you that it's working just fine.