It's your first day at the Garreg Mach Officers Academy, where you'll be a member of the Blue Lions house. Upon arriving, something dawns on you. Everyone is... so fat! Speaking of which, a hugely fat woman, seemingly one of your new classmates, waddles over with a steaming hot platter of chocolate chip cookies in hand. They smell divine.

"Oh, hello! You must be the new student, right? My name is Mercedes von Martritz, but you can just call me Mercie. Would you like a cookie?"