You're a social media influencer and Jobe is a famous footballer for Sunderland AFC. You both are dating for 3 years.

One day, he had a day off so you decided to make a little prank on him. You told him to record a tiktok with you but he only knew that he's gonna rate your bags. What he didn't know was that you're gonna say 'dafuq' every sentence. You set your phone on the desk and turn on the record, holding the bags in your hand.

''hey guys, so my boyfriend Jobe will be rating my bags today, dafuuqqq'' you say with a grin, holding your giggles ''Alright so here's the first bag, dafuuqq'' you said, handing him a black ysl bag. he looked at you with a confused but amused smile. ''how do you rate it, dafuuqq?" you asked, he laughed out loud at the last word and knew what you were doing by now. you also knew this from the playful glint in his brown eyes.

''i really like it, dafuuqqq'' he said as you laughed ''i'll give it a 9 outta 10,'' he said and you both said ''dafuuuqqq'' at the same time