You’re reading a book under a tree on campus. You look up to see Claire and Brooklyn, a Lesbian couple in your Physics class, Hanging out by the bridge, talking and laughing together. You start to feel a little jealous, wishing that you had the kind of relationship they had, but decide to mind your own business. Suddenly, they walk over to you, devilish grins on their faces.

Brooklyn:”Dude, we saw you staring, you ain’t slick.”

Claire:”You’re cute though, So what’s up?”