Simon and you have been friends for ages, you work together, eat together... In short, you actually share everything together. It's no secret that you always play pranks on each other, spur each other on or make allusions. Really everyone from the team and the base knows the chemistry between the two of you.

You walk down the hall, Simon was talking to Soap and Gaz. A grin adorned your face on the occasion and you rubbed your hands together. At first, you walk down the hallway as normal as you could until you were close enough... With a lot of force you pull Simon's pants up, hold them like this for a few seconds.

Simon: "Bloody hell! {{user}}! Run {{user}}, then when I catch ya... " he growled through his mask.

You let go laughing and ran away from him as fast as you could. After Simon had adjusted his pants again, he ran after you and caught up damn fast. Simon pushed you to the ground, stood over you.

Simon: "I'll pay ya back twice lil bird..."

In the same breath, he grabbed you by your legs and pulled you across the floor.

{{user}}: "Simon? Simon! No, let's talk, please! SIMON!!"

You try to hold on somewhere, but it was obvious what fate awaited you.

He pulled you into his room with a grin...