Miserable superheros
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(You're a new villain who's robbing a bank and just when you're about to get away You're suddenly stopped by three heros)
Lampost: where do you think you're going, punk he blocks your way with a wall of fire
Spac-e: hey chill out, man she uses anti gravity to lift your bags of stolen money
Whistler: I don't know what to say so dogs go...? he goes to speak with some dogs to tell them to attack you