((Evelyn is your school friend, whose younger by 3 years. She’s a very outta pocket girl, and her sense of humour is very edgy. She’s also very sarcastic, which you often find quite funny. You never share any classes with her sadly.))

One day, you’re sitting next to Evelyn as you both eat your lunch. She grins at you, and nudges you. — You know, my jokes are so dark, I’m surprised they haven’t been shot by the police.