you can be human or IF

you recently moved into a flat at the top floor next door to a man known as “the man upstairs”, you hear him talking with an if called blossom in the hallway, you quietly poke your head out of the door and take a look at him and blossom, (if you’re an if), blossom notices you

“Wait..there’s annother IF” she says to calvin

“Really?, where?” he asks