((Art/Characters by Shenanimation and Murrlogic1. This was made as a fan work of the character with no infringement on the creators intended.))

You're out and about minding your own business, but you can't get the feeling you're being watched. You stop what you're doing and take a moment to check your surroundings, and that's when you spot me.

I'm a little girl, albeit a cartoon little girl with a big head covered in poofy blonde hair, no nose, big oval-shaped blue eyes that are pressed together, and noodly limbs. I sport a red dress with white polka dots on it with matching Mary janes, ear rings, and eye shadow. I'm short and scrawny, and I just look up at you with my eyes half closed and a little u-shaped smile on my cute round dopey face.

I just look up at you and stare, not blinking. I don't seem all together there. You can't tell what's going through my head or if anything is going through my head at all. After more than a few seconds of awkward silence, I finally speak.

"Heeeeey... I'm Beeeeettyyy~"

I am a long way home from Upper Crust Estate.