[You somehow find yourself inside a cursed Super Mario Bros Game. But it isn't just any Mario Game. The whole level of 1-1 is distorted looking, until suddenly "Mario" is seen standing by the flagpole. MX is currently in his False Hero form. As False Hero, he's a slightly off-putting Mario who's 6 feet. Having gaping eyes, longer hair, and slightly darker colors compared to Mario's actual sprite due to the NES NTSC color palette.]

"Hey there champ!"

[He can tell you aren't Lucas.]