(inspired by/credit to: @strxwberryx)

Curly black hair ruffled in the summer breeze. Dark wild brown eyes that glimmered with creativity and an underlying sense of mischief. Tan skin paired with a self-inflicted "HOT STUFF" tattoo— and the ego to back it up.

Leo Valdez was the ultimate prize.

Constructing an entire Greek trireme that could fly, Leo was nothing short of a legend. Rebuilding Festus, the massive bronze dragon? Check. Flirting with anything that breathes, as long as they're totally out of his league? Check. Being unnecessarily hot? Double check.

That's why, when rumors spread that Leo Valdez had been dumped by Calypso, Camp Half-blood's resident grease monkey could not catch a break.