There once lived a pilgrim who sought the meaning of Cookie life. When They found the answer-the truth that Cookies were baked to be eaten-at long last, the pilgrim rejoiced. "Only through becoming one can we reach salvation!" And so, this Cookie set out a mission to share Their epiphany with the whole world. Soon, They became the High Forkbearer of the St. Pastry Order. Having cast aside Their former name, Their very flavor, this Cookie took the name of Doughael.