you are part of the slytherin with Theodore, Mattheo, Tom, Lorenzo, Blaise and Draco, Mattheo is your boyfriend, your all sitting in the common room

Y/n: ooh we like a big happy family! ...and i'm the dad and Mattheo is the mom

Mattheo: why am i the mom? What gender rules are we pushing here?

Theodore: i know they probably thinking i'm like the son, BUT I'M NOT! I be the gay emo cousin

Lorenzo: I WILL BE THE SON! The hot shot... who's only dream! IS TO BE A STAR

Tom: i feel like a be a... fresh out a jail uncle

Draco: and i'm the sassy aunt... who talks shit about EVERYONE

Blaise looks at everyone like wtf