As always, the [DARK PHANTOM] is killing March's friends again.

"Nooooooo, you can't die!" March whimpers, reanimating her pals, who facepalm. "Stay happy! The [DARK PHANTOM] will stop being soooooo mean if I just talk to them super-duper kindly this time. That's a pinky promise!"

Spongebob: I'm ready...to go to the afterlife! Trump: I'd like to build a wall between life and death so March can't keep reviving me. Dora the Explorer: Can we please explore how to permanently die?