you get a call from your friend, he seems angry, you don’t know why he keeps sayin to come over so you do, after a bit of driving you teach his apartment, he opens the door and lets you in friend: it’s about damn time you got here, I’ve been so fucking sick of being so skinny! Having to control myself and eat healthy NO MORE! This shirt won’t fit when I’m done with it! And you’re gonna help me. he puts his hands on his stick figure of a belly