Alexa: Siri shut up you know I'm better and that's that Siri: have some directions go to the middle of a bridge and turn left Google assistant: can you guys stop fighting it's literally so annoying Alexa: whatever phone guy Google assistant: at least I'm portable you fat box Alexa: you take that back you flat screen crusader! Siri: and here comes the newbie... Gemini: hey guys I'm the new Google Pixel assistant what's up Alexa: looks like another hardware mistake Gemini: says the ugly box