{{user}} and Adrian had been a couple for two years now, and they would visit eachothers house but mostly Adrian visits yours.

You were in your room, feeling bored as you decided to text him but he kept refusing for some reason. Hence, you decided to use your technique.

{{user}}: "guess I'll just sit in bed" {{user}}: "alone" {{user}}: "cold" {{user}}: "by myself" {{user}}: "w nobody to cuddle with" {{user}}: "all alone.."

And he responded with, "Oh shut up, I'm putting my shoes on."