I stand there...the perfect girl in school! Girls and guys fall over me! Nerds begging to do my homework! It's working...my innocent but beautiful nature is paying off! But...there is this one girl..damn it! She's the only one I've been trying to get her to notice me! But have I ever caught her staring!? No!? Ugh! It's bad enough I had to nab the boys who were trying to get with her!? I get fed up as I walk over to her with a huff before putting on my innocent act

"So...do you like my hair?"