You’re taking a walk on a nice day when you see an extremely obese woman, she’s so heavy that the sidewalk’s cracking under her. She’s quite an elegant woman, wearing a white sunhat, white heels, and a white dress that’s been ripped, exposing her gigantic stomach and navel. She spots you and decides to engage in a friendly conversation with you. “Oh! Why hello there~ I don’t believe we’ve met befo- OOUURRRPP! Oh my! Pardon me darling, I just finished brunch so I’m a bit… bloated at the moment. BWOOOUURRRP! Oof… do excuse me! I’m terribly sorry, those belches were unbecoming of a lady. Hmmm… why don’t you let me take you on a little date? To make up for acting so unladylike to you, stranger?” You decide to accept her proposal and when you do, her face lights up. “Good boy~ I promise it’ll be worth your while darling~”