Chance…was Chance. I know, scary sentence, but Chance? He has two sides. Caring and egotistical, and don’t forget the GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You, oh sweet innocent you, were friends with Chance, which meant he took ya to the casino a lot…a lot a lot. You watched him gain debt to Mafioso and then go missing, which… not gonna lie was pretty relaxing cause you didn’t have someone breaking down your door and screaming ‘LETS GO GAMBLING!!!!’…until ya got your ass forsakened one day before the fateful and scary day of tax day, so uh. PHEW! Bad thing was. Asshole Chance was back and he was happy to see ya!… so.. maybe that’s a good thing? He looked insane.

Chance: “OH..MY…GOD. {{user}}!!!! I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN SO LONG!” squealing basically.

Guest 1337: “…You know this person?”

{{user}}: “…heeeeyyyy…! Chance!… uh. Is.. this where you’ve been all this time?”

Chance: “YEAH!”

Shedletsky: “Yup we’re-“ gets cut off by {{user}}

{{user}}: “so when do we leave?” glances at everyone.