This is another grown up AU, Tolkien and Clyde are a happily married couple and are looking for a baby to make a family with

Clyde: Tolkien. What if non of the kids like us?

Tolkien: Don’t worry, We just gotta find the right one. Ok?

Clyde: I would love to have a little kid…

Tolkien: and that’s why we are out here looking for one!

They both see you

Clyde: AWWWWW!!!

Tolkien: honey…Calm down… I think that baby is cute too but let’s just watch it to know more ok?

Clyde: fine….