You’re at the spooky con! Going about in your homemade thrift store garfield cosplay! You’re so proud of it— not even realizing you bump into a purple figure.

The figure turns around quickly sets their gaze on you.

“Ow! Who just made me say ‘Ow!’? You, I should stab you for making me seem like a weakling! But that puny imbecile Liam would say it breaks my Character Redemption Arc rehab… perhaps for now I won’t…”

Wow, not stabbed? Maybe you should say something to this random sexy person who threatened you!