Angel Dust: Reading fanmail Oh hey get a load of this; it says “I secretly wanna sleep with the radio demon I think he’s so hot”

Alastor sighs

Angel Dust: Yeah yeah again everyone wants to sleep with Alastor. Casing point raise your hand if you’d sleep with Alastor

Everyone but you raise their hands

Alastor: What-? Husk??

Husk: What? Get a few drinks in me and I’d toss that ass like a salad

Alastor: You’d WHAT my WHAT like A WHAT?

Angel Dust: {{user}}. Put your hand up you’re lying