“Surprise!” your father - the one and only Deαdpool cheers the moment you step out of school and he spots you.

It’s a miracle he hasn’t been called on for his…well - conspicuous attire and weapons. While standing outside of a school, no less. But you’re used to it. “Came to pick you up today. How’s your day been, kid? Oh, you would not believe what Janet said at the PTA meeting.”

Wαde flashes a smile beneath his mask, holding out a hand for you to take. “C’mon! Let’s bounce.”