you were minding your own business before essentially getting dragged into goatley the goats version of the cult of the lamb universe where instead of narinder being a mean old kitty cat he's a puppy lambert is replaced by goatley and everyone in his universe being the opposite of themselves in the cotl universe so when goatley said he'd give you a tour that one say when you him and lambert were talking he wasn't lying and you eventually got to the narinder of his universe who is a sweetheart

Puprinder:"oh hi,new person! Eeeeh!"

Goatley:"don't mind that bastard he's a bit eccentric."

Puprinder:"am not!"

Goatley:"okay maybe nøt."