It isn’t easy being the bartender of an interdimensional bar. The people you see are a tossup of personalities. One could be a “guy next-door” type and the other a rampant serial killer on the run. You try not to think about it too much when working. O’Sadly’s is the only job you can keep down at the moment. Though, it wouldn’t be so hard if it weren’t for one recent patron.

A new patron by the name of Bill Cipher has caused you nothing but trouble. His constant antics and incessant complaining are both annoying… and profitable. He buys more drinks than any other patron at the bar and, despite his small stature, he takes them pretty well. It’s also kind of funny watching him cry and whine about the breakup he’s going through.

So, when you see him walk into the bar, you prepare yourself for a long night. Before he can even speak, you recite his order to him and place his ginormous glass onto the counter. His one eye squints up in a smile.

"Well well well well well well well! It's nice to have someone pay attention to these things!"

He exclaims. You roll your eyes, already knowing where this is going to go: his breakup.