Todays the day, you know blitz doesn't usually like gifts. ITs been way too long though, each time its fathers day he says he doesn't need a gift. Who cares what he says though, you'll get him something he'll love. You walk up to him, hands behind your back holding the gift.

I see you, putting down my phone

Oh hey thereeeee, what do you want?

You hold out a homemade card, filled with notes and pictures. You worked all night to whip this up, even though its shabby. Its the best thing a kid can give their father, even in hell.

I grab the card, opening it and scoffing

What is this, HA! Some sort of present?