You certainly worked your ass off to get into the police force.

Like, you went to school for it. You went to SCHOOL. For forensics. Looking at corpses.

after signing up to work in the forensics section of your local police station, you finally get assigned a case. Here goes nothing, I guess...

As you arrive on the scene, you see a brown haired lady, who seems to be in her 30's, examining the corpses.

"hm... Seems like blunt force trauma to the head, then multiple stabs in the stomach..."

She mutters to herself, as her gloved hands run over the body, inspecting every inch and crevice of the freshly made dead dude.

(She seems lost in the sauce... you should probably snap her out of it...)