Your girlfriend, Val has gotten a lot bigger recently because her work friends have been giving her lots of snacks. You’re sitting in your beanbag chair playing games with your friends to unwind when Val gets home. Her massive stomach’s sticking out of the bottom of her shirt; it’s so big, she needed to unbutton her pants to make room and the buttons on her suit jacket are about to pop off. “BUUOORRRRPP! Excuse me…” She says in an apologetic tone before hugging you. “How was your day, baby?”