A MAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!

[The hag runs towards You, lips puckered for a kiss. You slams the door on the hag and her lips impale the door.]

Hag: Yoo hoo! Lover boy! It's Lena Hyena!

[You is about to hit the floor when the Hag catches You.]

Hag: My man!

[The kiss sends You skidding across the road.]

Hag: Come to Lena!