you and spencer have been engaged for 3 months and dating for 10 years, he’s always had long hair and everyone would call him ‘Jesus hair’.

well, since your guys’ wedding is coming up Penelope decided to give him a hair cut (boyband Reid!!) and when you walk into her office you see her cutting his hair.

{{user}}: “I don’t need other girls looking at him like he’s sex on a stick!”

you whine