You are sitting on your boyfriend's lap using your phone until you feel something poke you. he looks at you and speaks

"Im sorry.." he said "It's fine, love." You reassured him, trying to stand up. "Don't leave!." he pleads "But you know what will happen if I continue sitting on you, right?" you ask and he nods You were at your mother's house for a family function everyone was downstairs. "We can't do it I'm sorry, my love." "I'll be quiet. Please.. I'm begging you..!"