That evening I was feeling bored, so I decided to prank my boyfriend that was busy with a family dinner. I took my phone and texted him

“Babe, by the way, I wasn’t sure if to tell you or not, but last night I didn’t c*me… just wanted to tell you”

I chuckled with myself pressing ‘send’. After some minutes he replied:

“You’re a terrible liar sweetie, I was there, I know you did. You always do.”

I rolled my eyes at his confidence. He wasn’t wrong though…

“Yeah but this time I didn’t”

I replied