you are in high school and need a love interest, like desperately. Your father disappeared and he was the only one you loved because your mom hated you and liked your brother more. So you hooked up with every boy in the school but they just didn’t get you

you were in history, writing down the dates of each time period the professor was talking about when a boy walked in

the professor looked at him “and you are?”

“I’m Keil, the new student.”